Look, it’s over. I’m sorry but I’ve met some one else. What does he have that you don’t? He’s just really sweet. I know you’re really sweet too, but it’s different. No, I didn’t want it to end this way either. But, we’re in love and I have to see him everyday.
Yes, we’ve had some really good times together, but my new man has me on this demanding schedule and I just don’t have any extra time. What schedule? It’s a macaron schedule, he’s coming out with new flavors all the time now and I have to be there when he does. No, I’m not crazy! Why do you always say I’m crazy? I hate it when you say that! See, this is why we can’t be together. Because you always put down the things that are important to me. Macarons are really really important to me, why can’t you understand that?
I can love a man for his macarons if I want to. And I certainly don’t have to justify my feelings to you. Well let’s see you make a silvery sexy truffe blanche macaron made of orgasmic earthy white truffle cream sandwiched in between two handsome Italian hazlenut biscuits that dust your fingertips with edible glitter on each luscious bite.
Not impressed? Then how about whipping up his huile d’olive macaron with vanilla and chopped green olive cream. With each taste I close my eyes and think of warm sun tanned skin drenched in virgin olive oil and sprinkled with glistening vanilla sugar. Let’s see you do that!
All your good for is opening a can of beans.
It’s not just a cookie! How can you say that?!?!?! MACARONS ARE NOT JUST COOKIES! And I do not have a fetish problem. That’s it! We’re done. I am NOT a fetish freak and don’t ever call me that again. In fact, don’t call, don’t write, don’t text. We’re over. O-V-E-R!!!! It’s just me and Pierre now.
Forever.
For more fetish macarons from his fétiche desserts visit Pierre:
Pierre Herme
72 rue Bonaparte
Paris 75006.
Telephone: 01 43 54 47 77.
For more locations and information, see www.pierreherme.com.
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You’re making me cry. I once tasted these years and years ago (a friend sent them from Switzerland) and have longed for them ever since.
Please contact me so you can send some my way. Stale from shipping is better than nothing.
Your friend,
Miss Moose
ha-ha! Love this!!! I was in PH the other day and tried the yummy new collection. YUM! YUM! YUM! PH is the MACARON MAN!
A;-)
OK Miss Glaze I made the mistake of doing the math. I’m the one who reads your blog to my 12 yr. old daughter. And we are coming to Paris for a week in January. Anyway, I think that macarons sound delightful so I click on the link. HHmmm, 24 euros and I converted it to USD (which is $35) and that means that a single one is $3.
That good, huh?
We will have to go and try them, of course.
What are you trying to do to me!!! With the Euro to dollar out of control I can’t be buying such wonderful looking goodies!!! However I may be able to justify it as a Christmas present, hmmmm.
Dave
Menage a trois PULEEEZE !!!
You’ll have to share, SORRY.
You can’t have him to yourself!
What were you thinking?
Cost is no object when it comes to PH macarons!!!
The price is, if anything TOO minute for the experience that awaits…
The experience of heaven..?
There is no price..don’t talk money to me in the same sentence..you haven’t lived till…
so that’s what it takes to win the hearts of women – make macaroons lik pierre herme. i even hear ppl in the states croon for those. jeebus, they must be outta this world.
Amy,
I think there’s a long line of admirers at PH’s door…:) I made a beeline for his shop the moment I landed in Paris! Btw, the one French pastry chef I took a class at CCA was very adamant about macarons too – “It’s NOT a COOKIE!”
Amy, I am disappointed, after last week’s encounter I thought we might get along well, but reading this, it is not possible any more….. You know I had and always will have my special moments with him too. And it might be even more often than you do !!!. This post won’t change anything. You didn’t ever assume you have him exclusively, did you ?????
Oh, we all share the undeniable love for him and his macarons!!!
What?!?!?! You know you know my Pierre too!?!?!? Ce n’est pas possible! Quel Horreur!!! I’m going to throw myself into the Seine this instant. Or maybe just eat a few more macarons from yesterday’s rendezvous… Gros Bisous Dahlings, Ms. Glaze
Danny – Oui, voilà. Faites un biscuit comme cela et toutes les femmes viennent courant.
Madre terre – Don’t worry, the dollar will be much stronger by then. Promise.
Asima – Congrats on the daquoise (lucky!)
Miss Moose – email me your address and I’ll see what I can do.
Paris Breakfasts – Of course I’ll share with you. Don’t be silly. You know you are the goddess of macarons, I’m just a mere mortal
Sara – Yes, YEs, YES!!!
Ulla – those are fighting words, but I might be convinced to share. But more than me!?!?!? This is too much. I”m crushed.
Anita – I only see Pierre when I go, I do not see all the rest in line. To me they are not important, it’s only Pierre that matters now. But I am sure am happy some one else understands the significance behind macarons 😉
Dave – I think your belle femme will adore these and you for buying them 😉 Make sure to buy some of the truffe blanche and the passion fruit macarons. The foie gras is coming out in December
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Great info!
O.k. so I here I was mistakenly thinking Carol (Paris Breakfasts) was the biggest macaron lover in the world.
I was sooooo wrong! lol 🙂
Imagine if you can that I have never in my entire 30 years of existence even so much as met a macaron! :-O
I know…I know…the horror.
A good Macaron is a gift from heaven. Here in HK you can pay 18 local dollars for decent, but not earth-shattering, Macarons (about U$2.30). I’d happily pay double that for a really fresh and well crafted one.
My skin got tanned. So i have irregular skin tone/color. I want my original color back in my hands, toes, face and neck by using natural items. Advertised products give no solution. Is there any effective thing/solution for tan?
Your articles and photos are really shock me. The pen can be a weapon! You are a talented writer with a pen, and maybe you will be a great politician with the power given from citizens.