Oh dear Lord, are you kidding me? I’ve got to have a quarter in here somewhere to feed the meter. Please God let there be a nickel hidden somewhere in this car, in this purse, on the floor, in my pockets….
Panic sets in.
I walk to work and it’s a beautiful sunny march up the hills of San Francisco to the tippy top of Nob Hill where my restaurant resides. I am loving life. I am smiling the whole way. Butterflies, birds, and cute Disney woodland animals are gathering around my feet and coming to rest on my shoulders and finger tips. Life is beautiful and perfect.
Approaching the front door to Le Club excitedly wondering if all of my orders have made their way yet, my mobile phone rings instantly yanking me out of my fairy tale fantasy into the world of grown ups, responsibility and (gasp) reality.
“Hi Amy, I’ve got some bad news for you. Your company credit card was denied on your meat order so we won’t be able to get out to you today until you clear that up.”
I stop dead in my tracks with my restaurant in front of me, the TransAmerica building looming in the distance, the bay bridge magnificently reaching out to somewhere else, sailboats gracefully gliding with colorful spinakers on the sparkling Bay. I look up at the Art Deco restaurant sign embossed in bronze elegantly marking the spot “Le Club” and want to cry.
“I don’t know how this can be. Let me call the owner and get back to you immediately.”
The owner is not in San Francisco. In fact she is not in the state and getting ahold of her will be a problem. I dial. No answer. Redial. No answer. I leave a message…
“Gina? It’s me. Listen there’s a problem with the credit card and I don’t know why. All my orders are stopped. It’s 1 P.M. and we have reservations for the evening. Should I slit my wrists now or post ‘closed for maintenance’ on the door?”
Immediately I get a call back. Thank God.
“Hey Babe, no I just switched our bank accounts so we could use the bank down the street for deposits. It’s so much easier. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you this. I didn’t think about your food orders. I’m super sorry hon. Will you be okay?”
“I dunno. It’s too late to get them to do a delivery now and we have to re-fax all the new credit stuff. I’ll be fine. No worries. I’ll make it happen…”
“Take my car. The doorman at the Le Club has the keys. Get whatever you need and we’ll cover it sweetheart and I’ll call all the vendors right now.”
Le Club is located in a very old apartment building on the corner of Clay and Jones. Originally when it was opened it was a private dining restaurant only for the tenants of the building. Eventually Le Club opened its doors to the public. But still, to this day, in order to enter the restaurant you must pass the front door test.
I take the keys from the doorman, locate Gina’s car, and speed over to Clement street in the Richmond where a thriving Asian community resides with some of the best produce, meat, and fish in the city. The supermarket May Wah is always a zoo, but the prices and quality can’t be beat.
Heart racing, clock ticking, panic setting in knowing that if I don’t get my shortribs in the oven in an hour they will not be ready by the time we open. And they take time to prepare. I cut them off the bone, trim the fat, clean the bones and re-wrap them like little bone in filets mignons. It’s not a fast process.
A parking space opens up right outside the super market and I flip an illegal U-turn in the middle of the street cutting off traffic. Horns blare, middle fingers are cast in my direction, I don’t care. Tunnel vision has taken over: must get meat, must get meat, must get meat, get the meat, get the meat…
My veins turn cold. No change!?! I have no change?!?! There has got to be something in this car for the meter. Why me? Really?
I’m talking to myself at this point pulling up car floor mats, dumping out purse on passenger seat, digging through glove box, climbing over back seat with butt sticking up in the air shoving hands into backseat pockets, cushions, and crevices.
Et voilà! A dime! That’ll buy two mintues of time. Awesome!
Entering May Wah is akin to willingly checking oneself into an insane asylum. It is a madhouse filled with chefs, cooks, locals, and out-of-towners wanting to view the spectacle. I approach the meat the counter and thankfully the butcher recognizes me and cuts off other people lined up to help me out.
We don’t speak the same language, but that doesn’t matter. I point at the shortribs and ask for 20 pounds. He pulls out the ribs, places them on the counter, and lets me inspect them and pick the ones I want. I motion for him to cut the ribs crosswise for me in 2-inch pieces.
This is why I really love May Way. They have a huge band saw right behind the counter and will prepare anything the way I want it.
The butcher zips the ribs through the saw expertly cutting them to my needs. Wraps them. Smiles. I grab the bag, tell him I love him, and race to the chicken aisle where I can pick out my own birds and carcasses for stock. God I love this place.
The line to pay is wrapped around the frozen food section. I cut off everyone again. No one says anything to me. My terror-ridden expression and chef’s coat says it all. I pay and run out the door to the car.
The meter is blinking “expired, expired, expired…” and the metermaid is writing a ticket just two cars down from me. I hop in and speed off like an escaped convict.
Pulling up to Le Club, once again, but this time with adrenaline pumping I toss the keys to the doorman and run to my kitchen with groceries in arms. Thankfully my fish has arrived on ice. They must not have run the credit card today.
I turn the radio up full blast, turn the ovens up full blast, and turn the speed up full blast. This is going to be a good day afterall.
The ribs are nicely braising and the clock is inching closer and closer to 6:30 P.M. I am ready to rock. My helper, Danny, has arrived and he’s finishing the garde manger prep. Everything is in place. I’ve mopped the floor and washed all my dishes.
I open the restaurant. The bar is looking beautiful. The tables are set. The bartender is gorgeous and professional. The cocktail waitress is ready. The bar back is ready. And I’m ready for a shot of tequila – no lime.
My first table arrives. Life is perfect and beautiful. Butterflies are flocking to my fingertips again. I retreat back into my very happy place and get to work.
Gina arrives later in the evening looking glamorous as ever. No one would even know she just stepped off a plane. Champagne is popping and customers are happy.
Never a dull moment in the kitchen.
Ha! Great story of your day- I had a flashback to my days in the kitchen- I know why I left- too much stress. But, Girl you got it goin’ on, and best of luck with the new project. As for me I’ll sit here and cook for my better half, enjoying your adventures. Keep us updated.
Whoa! Have I been there, and enjoyed each crazy/hectic moment! The results are always worth the pain/agony. Keep the Faith.
You had me on the edge of my seat!! So glad everything worked out… all a part of running your own ship! Thanks for the updates… keep ’em coming!
“…I can pick out my own birds and carcasses for stock.”
That’s just not fair. Well, the carcass part, anyway.
PS – Don’t forget the little altar. Old Overholt. Unlit Cohiba. I really need the juju.
kthxbai
Just another day in the life of a chef and a typical restaurant kitchen, except maybe for the return of the Disney animals. Oftentimes it is just the return of breath at the end of the night and the coveted shift drink…So happy for you to be doing your own thing.I have no doubt that you will be wildly successful and the Disney animals gather round and the music fades out….
Amy,
We had a real Asian supermarket open up here a few months back, not as impressive as May Wah, but I can get fresh squid, shrimp with heads on and other stuff no other grocer carries. I’m glad your new gig is working for you.
My God Ms Glaze! How much is that champagne anyways? John
Phew! That got the heart pounding!
Well done Miss G. Best of luck with the new venture.
I feel like I just burnt up a bunch of calories racing after you. If only it were possible…
Wonderful story Amy!
BRAVO et cudos
YAY. I loved this post. You are completely ready for this. All these years working and also writing and it is yours. Yours.
Hey Amy,
Glad to see your restaurant is doing awesome!
Me and my boys from A Razor, A Shiny Knife(arazorashinyknife.com) from brooklyn are coming to SF to do a dinner in August. We’d love to hang out and check out your new digs.
Best,
Danny
Well, that’s a hell of a way to start your day, but it sounds like you settled down & made everyone very happy. Good for you!!!
Pam
B: Remember when there used to be actual recipes in this blog?
A: Why yes! I believe I do remember that.
B: I kinda miss ’em.
Great story, your posts make me want to be there watching you….or at least helping you with a quarter! Sounds fantastic!
Hi Amy I would like to thank you for a great meal. I went to Le Club.
Anyone that is in the S.F area you should go to Le Club. It is a small and initimate setting, the food was outstanding. Myself and my foodie friend enjoyed our dinner and we will be back.
Thanks Be well
I am entirely attracted by the good stuff.Happy to sharing the great blog with you.Good luck to you
Once again…you had me riverted! Will she make it?! Will it come off?! and like a pro that you obviously are..you succeeded. Hoping to come and try it for myself one day..
Just to add Amy…We have booked Michel Rostang (17th) for our wedding in June. Michel and Bruno and the rest of the team are really looking after us..organised a wonderful menu…
The funny thing was I saw your blog about the resto in Jan. and as my french partner and I were looking for a venue for around 20 people, I suggested MR as an option. At first my suggestion was disregarded (what does an aussie know about food especially reading it from a blog!) and that was that. Then he comes home last month and announces that he’s found the perfect resto..MR! Due to his temoin being friends with MR. After a few days of thought..I came back to him big time and said..HEY! it was me who told you about this resto in the first place! So thanks Amy…through your blog I managed to win that argument!
Still in Alabama (knee-deep in Tune-town) and, stealing a moment in the a.m. (before the Mama-Tune awakes and my care-giving duties begin), I decide to seize a rare moment for myself and, rather than wading through a vexing maze of bookmarks with sober titles like “drug interactions”, “postprandial dipping” and “vaso-vagal syncopy”, I sit with the computer in my lap and revel for a moment in all the possible ways to entertain myself. Should I check email? Read the latest headlines? Catch last night’s episode of Rachel Maddow? Then I glance upward at the top of my browser and spy a deliciously inviting tab for “Ms. Glaze’s Pommes d’Amour”! With one click, I’m suddenly a million miles away….relishing a rare, sweet glimpse into your world. And I’m smiling…and laughing…and happy!
Aaah, now the Mama is stirring…
love you, Ms. Glaze…
Auntie L
When I’m getting ready to buy a kitchen faucet from any of the trusted mega brands including Delta, Moen, Kohler, American Standard, Price Pfister, Danze, Grohe, Giagni, Hansgrohe, Blanco, Teka, In-Sink-Erator, and many more. I always contact the same place.
I love SF especially eating in SF, but have never heard of your place. I will definitely try it out on my next trip!
I just discover your blog… and i can said that all the stories you put in here are TRUE!!! I m from Argentina, working and living in Manchester, the only women in the kitchen surrender by 6 guys… very funny though… sometimes I m the only chef during the evening shift… and i love this it s wonderful…
thank you for your blog! it was a great discover for me!!
Too Funny!
What a great post! I like it so much! Nice way to start the day!
Please write and let us know how you are doing. We miss you.
Cynthia in Santa Cruz
When thing seems up in the air And everything is so unfair And you stumble and fall Just pick yourself up and sing
Thanks for the memories of The City by the Bay. Hopefully you’ve tried the Dim Sum around Clement. Found you on YouTube demonstrating pastries. Love your blog.
Try turning on the garbage disposal. If the disposal will not turn on check under the sink. On the side of the disposal is a red reset button. Press this then try the disposal again. If the disposal is not working after reset you need to replace it.
Your blog post seems like a storyline extracted from a novel.
You had me reading very lines and wondering what is going to happen next.
Maybe you could even consider writing a book…
After reading your post, I finally realized what you meant by “Never a dull moment in the kitchen”.
Paul
My very favorite post on this blog. I’ve returned and reread it several times.