{"id":863,"date":"2007-11-13T14:08:27","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T14:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mrsglaze.com\/2007\/11\/13\/pierre-herm-fet\/"},"modified":"2007-11-13T14:08:27","modified_gmt":"2007-11-13T14:08:27","slug":"pierre-herm-fet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.amyglaze.com\/pierre-herm-fet\/","title":{"rendered":"Pierre Herm\u00e9 Fetish Macarons"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look, it’s over. I’m sorry but I’ve met some one else. What does he have that you don’t? He’s just really sweet. I know<\/em> you’re really sweet too, but it’s different. No, I didn’t want it to end this way either. But, we’re in love and I have to see him everyday.<\/p>\n

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Yes, we’ve had some really good times together, but my new man has me on this demanding schedule and I just don’t have any extra time. What schedule? It’s a macaron schedule, he’s coming out with new flavors all the time now and I have to be there when he does. No, I’m not crazy! Why do you always<\/em> say I’m crazy? I hate it when you say that! See, this is why we can’t be together. Because you always put down the things that are important to me. Macarons are really really<\/em> important to me, why can’t you understand that?<\/p>\n

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I can love a man for his macarons if I want to. And I certainly don’t have to justify my feelings to you. Well let’s see you make a silvery sexy truffe blanche<\/em> macaron made of orgasmic earthy white truffle cream sandwiched in between two handsome Italian hazlenut biscuits that dust your fingertips with edible glitter on each luscious bite.<\/p>\n

Not impressed? Then how about whipping up his huile d’olive<\/em> macaron with vanilla and chopped green olive cream. With each taste I close my eyes and think of warm sun tanned skin drenched in virgin olive oil and sprinkled with glistening vanilla sugar. Let’s see you do that!<\/p>\n

All your good for is opening a can of beans.<\/p>\n

It’s not just a cookie! How can you say that?!?!?! MACARONS ARE NOT JUST COOKIES! And I do not have a fetish problem. That’s it! We’re done. I am NOT a fetish freak and don’t ever call me that again. In fact, don’t call, don’t write, don’t text. We’re over. O-V-E-R!!!! It’s just me and Pierre now.<\/p>\n

Forever.<\/p>\n

For more fetish macarons from his f\u00e9tiche<\/em> desserts visit Pierre:<\/p>\n

Pierre Herme
\n72 rue Bonaparte
\nParis 75006.
\nTelephone: 01 43 54 47 77.
\nFor more locations and information, see www.pierreherme.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Technorati Tags: fetiche<\/a>, fetish<\/a>, macaron<\/a>, Pierre Herme<\/a>, Pierre Herm\u00e9<\/a>, truffe blanche<\/a><\/p>\n

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