not<\/em> inspire. They swindle. They scam. And they are absolutely crazy if they think I can afford $4,600 to move home. And if they think $900 doesn’t raise one eyebrow in an are-you-f’ing-kidding-me untrusting arch, they are wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.<\/p>\nSo I have decided to drive home. And the newest member of my three person kitchen team is hopefully flying out to help me do it.<\/p>\n
I couldn’t be more excited! I have never driven across the country. I always hoped it would be in a huge plush comfortable cadillac and not a noisy U-Haul truck, but it has been ages since I went on a road trip!<\/p>\n
I’m planning on taking I-40, the Southern route across the country.\u00a0If you live along that route and would like to put up two cooks for the evening who don’t have a lot to offer other than great knife skills and fantastic dishwashing abilities please let me know. I know that doesn’t sound like a great swap. It isn’t. But I figured it was worth a try?<\/p>\n
Any tips, places to eat, national parks & monuments that are must-see detours would be greatly appreciated.<\/p>\n
Cheap gas too. Cheap gas is good. Keeps my eyebrows level.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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